eyes

ive got a pair of those!

MY MOM BAKED REALLY GOOD ORANGE GLAZED BLUEBERRY MUFFINS TODAY :D


i shall not do my work and watch this!. u shall too, haha its so funny

swear it is

i'll start of being serious. i dont get it WHY people take being quiet as a bad thing. alright, so what if i used to talk alot of shit, i just prefer being more serious. no its not being emo. to munchkin land you go if you call me emo. the fact is i wanna choose who i wanna joke around with and when, (its not moodswings either! ) im just different now :)





back to bull shit. and i was looking at my table with my head pressed against my soft keyboard cusionlike pillow thingamajig and i saw something.


I SWEAR




it stared at me. boggle. boggle eyes. mr boggle eyes made of thread. its super scary. like an anthology (hichoo) of horrors and comedys waving at you in a surreal manner. WEW.


i promised myself id be fit in 1 years time. well hopefully in 1years time my blog will still exists and i can keep track of my life :) i'll really be sad if after one year, i dont look fit. cus it happened to me after i gave up exercising after 1 week last last last year. i was soo crushed i tell you, like a lilly landing on a pond. HOP goes the frog; into the iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee skating around in circles. did that sound literatureish. i think it did. im a born writer i tell you.

hi-ghurt

3oz + 3oz > 5oz


OZ .

it keeps appearing.

its kinda in my laptop, in my iop!

EVEN IN THE FOOD I EAT. yes. ounces. heard of it? it bounces and pounces, into your stomach. it is yoghurt! licky lOOps. yes. DOUBLE CAPITAL O'S for the loopy goodness!

i like the world quintessential. it makes it seem like something is 5 times as esssential as ever. nice!

chingchongchong

alex! (playtime; pictures) says:
okay. i will. if you help me write my chinese project
alex! (playtime; pictures) says:
HAHA
maccatori says:
!
maccatori says:
half of my words are women
maccatori says:
omg
maccatori says:
i meant
maccatori says:
wo men
maccatori says:
the other half are hen kai xin





i like msn. microsoft messenger. its a great source of entertainment that makes me feel happy and joyous, AND FULL OF LIFE AND TO, waste time. yes, yes. time waster thats what its called. then again, what else would time be used for, lest it be. .

and the guy that always talk on msn? censored hes the best. i mean, he really is the best. heres how a typical convo with censored starts (his name isnt censored, really)

(i had to take down the image if not my face would get smashed in school :) )

click to enlarge, and read it hahahaha




but after that it gets better but still.. HAHA its so fun. i love msn

sizethirty2

i feel so staminarised.

i can jog with my super slow pace and do a 4km JOG without breathing with my mouth, and hey thats a pretty big improvement for a fat crap like me hahaah :)


and my lespaul fell flat on the ground cus my snap strapped. boo hahaa, i think the pickup selector is slanted at a 30degree angle now but it still works; so luckily i dont have the money to buy a 4thousand dollar guitar, else i'll probably kill myself if i did that to it.

does ANYONE else like this? its such a fun, FLOATING AWAY POUNCING ON CLOUDS band..

WEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



hear this its by them haha :






smello wello, eat some jello!

zhhhzhzhzhzhzhhzhhzchzhchzhhz

tree more ears till im freeeeeeeeeeee of ns. yay !


SO i havent posted for so long cus i have no time. WHY! cus im playing guitar lah what else. i mean, what else do you do with a computer HUH.

and its just the thing. i realised that racial harmony does really give inspiration to create harmony(s) to play along with songs!maybe its not that ra(c)ional cus it shouldnt make sense.

time till i die if i dont get knocked down by a lorry: 24hrs x 365 days x (70-16) = not many hours. and to think each day u spend 6 hours sleeping. what a waste of our lives man.

I came up with a list of top 5 things to do when you have nothing to do alrighty. you must do it if u read it. so im warning you. really warning, you might not like it.

1. shred an apple
2. eat seaweed
3. clean your face with tissue paper
4. kick your stuff toys
5. stare at yourself without a mirror

I KNOW, i know. its hard eh.

THEN again today in physics where we spent 2hours and 20 minutes learning one part of rays things, i was asleep. TILL we were made to copy this slide. and i saw this:





i swear i wonder what mrwee was doing when we had the mathbreak thing while he typed out the slides HAHAHA. CAN YOU SPOT IT

C A N Y O U S P O T I T .

its so funny. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAniggerjimlol.

nanananananana

batman!

i like joker

bats

i swear i hit a bat.

with a fly.


there was this stupidly freakishly annoying bee buzzing around in the living room when i was watching batman. no one disturbs chin when he watches batman. really. i had to watch it begin so being the super human i am, i picked up a newspaper and SPLAT. i hit it in mid air HAHAHHA im soooo good at this kinda games.

on another note im so happy . i dont know why im typing this in every post haha. IM HAPPY IM HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY . dickwipes dont call me emo, or ill stuff a sandwich in your face. then you'll see all the lettuce and tomatoes. AND HOW THEY DIED FOR YOU TO FILL YOUR STOMACH. take pity on lesser creatures, stupid people!

har

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM SO HAPPY

i had this sudden revelation. i can jump quite high! really, i think i should try out for some singapore youth jumping championships or something cus it seems really easy. ANYHOW sanksyou tia for the potos

NO

to soar throat. why does bacteria punish you when all you eat is 2doublecheeseburgers, 6nuggets, scoops of chocolate icecream, many pieces of cadbury chocolate, softshellcrab , chicken thingo and other healthy food like cabbage. i mean, seriously speaking, no one gave bacteria the right to do this. i could actually sue them if i wanted to, honestly.


BUT today was sooo fun. lampost. *shine* (:

pretty cool to have funny pastors like today! sermon was pretty great i think.

premom's birthday dinner today at some chinese place. you know how my sis and i ALWAYS stereotype chinese food as being shit and boring and tasting plain and crappy, well WE were actually wrong. the food was nice for a buffet. HAHA . here this, chinese food is gooooooooooooooood. and fattening. bad for your lungs i think.

meatloaf

crappy, so screwed

SUDDENLY i have this sudden random impulsive finger condition that makes me want to point at the sun and take a picture of it . partially cus i dont dare to stare it in the eye.


guess this. what do you do when you have a free flow of icecream and drinks after eating deepfried chicken and boring white rice. what you do is you screw the alcohol from i never and replace it by making the loser fat with icecream. yes thats what you do. and its pretty good too.


SO its been really fun as usual and i keep listening to acoustic stuff! but my acoustic is busted though haha.


hey did YOU know the singapore botanical gardens is full of plants? and really nice pavements (see this nat, i remember you) AND a wet pavillion where it rains inside BUT not outside. and many rats. haha shitload of rats too, soo many it reminded me of ratatoulie, however you spell it. seafood piersquare

i am presley

oh my, im really enjoying time now haha! so many more new found friendships that i thought were never possible man. NOT JUST IN SCHOOL TOO


so anyway i did this personality test which says celebs who have the same personality as me are..........:

Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter Kay (comedian), Serena Williams

THIS MEANS THAT i can sing (which i cant) , i can dance (which i cant) and i am hot (which i AM) and funny (HAHAHAHAA) and lastly, black (which im definitely not).

this means that this test is flawed cus man, serena williams? HAHA.

to add to the arun collection, here's another one of my wacky friend;


i think this song is realllly easy and nice to play AND IT SOUNDS GOOD TOO

cleanic

grounded
gay
la


i have NO money. negative 150 dollar savings this week haha wth.

ffaf was alright. i think i expected abit more ! theres really nothing in my head to blog about now; im just really bored and boring.

make a moment longer

.... with rubber bands.

haha this is kinda like the second time i really think i've overspent.
WOW not that i regret it or anything but sometimes i really shouldnt go back on my limitations no matter what.

ow

3hrjam

holy shit haha this poor dude got decapitated by a batman ride. WOW. poor guy man.

"When he jumped the fence, I guess he thought he woulda made it under the ride, but I guess something caught him and hit him real hard," one witness of the horrible accident was quoted. Police say the Batman roller coaster was going full-speed when it hit Ferguson; the park's Web site says the ride's top speed is 50 miles per hour. According to authorities, the two boys wandered away, while the group was having lunch. “We still don’t know what happened. He was my oldest son. He was named after me. It’s tragic," said Asia Ferguson, the father of Asia LeeShawn Ferguson IV, quoted by South Carolina's The State. The roller coaster remains closed until Monday, while police continues with their investigation.

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